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breaded and shaped
like an ancient lost beast
it calls to my longing
for something to taste.
a microwaved feast
awaits me and my gut.
ding ding--
today i eat like a neet.
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this is that thing where i was going to write about humpty dumpty becoming a golden egg a la gandalf the white. i last edited this in april.

  Scattered across the packed dirt and swimming in viscid egg white, a few smaller, outlying shards trembling in the zephyr, Humpty Dumpty’s splintered shell ached and ached. Against his will, his life force remained intact and centered in his broken yolk. He longed for a raven to alight upon the ground and peck him into nonexistence, but the sweet reprieve did not come.
   He had lain there for endless hours. His thoughts as broken as his body, he knew that he would give anything to end the pain. Robbed of voice and mobility, he was cursed to wait for the end.
   An unknown amount of time after the initial great fall, he sensed another consciousness near, one not his own. Oh, how he wished to call out- to scream for the being to end his pain. Without a tongue, he was nothing but a subject to the will of others.
   The creature spoke then, and the ill-fated egg did not know how he heard, but he accepted it with the easy submission of one so close to death.
   “You were sitting on the wall, then?” The voice was tinted with the gentle amusement acquired when one traveled far and wide for many eons and saw all there was to see: each famine and war and pestilence that tore through civilizations as a hot brand tears through flesh.
   In that moment, Humpty saw all this, and though he did not know how he saw, he accepted this too.
   The voice came again, playful and facetious. “It’s alright. Don’t feel pressured to entertain my redundant questions.”
   Having seen what the speaker knew, Humpty understood it did not expect him to respond. This was one that conversed with itself in the stillest hours of night, perhaps because nobody else would speak, perhaps because it derived enjoyment from its own company and thoughts. In any case, it did not need a second voice to carry a conversation.
   “I can help you out, if you want.”
   Oh, he wanted. How he wanted.
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i tried to embed an automatic music player but it didn't work so in honor of me please keep this playing while you're on my page
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excluding mature content and shipping. note me or comment
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this is what i draw like:

dirk by heckaroniterezi by heckaroni
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dark knight is an awful movie even by batman standards i hate it ok.
rachel is terrible and one dimensional (yes she is a Line) and i'm glad she died.
harvey dent was stupid and also he looked like donald trump also he's like a thirteen year old girl "ooo i;ve lost EVERy/ thing" why did he go ""evil"" like he lost his (really dumb) girlfriend and also he burnt off half his face flailing around like a two year old have you ever tried to pick up a little kid and their knees just buckle and they slump to the ground yes that's what he did screaming "rachel" waa waa i want my rachel papi
batman is not ur papi harvey
ok like batman i get it ok he's all. Strong + Silent male lead sure sure sure ok but iS the voice really necessary i haTE THAT VOICE SO much it's like he's a chainsmoking sixty year old with a bad chest cold SHUT UP the only justice you can deliver is the justice of SILENCE. also like. i'm just saying if he really Loved Rachel really. realistically. he would have saved her. also everyone's like "batman Your [sic] a Hero" no ok what did he DO man Nothing. also that part where he enters the party with the three ballerinas or whatever on his arms why. why are you doing this. i get it ok but must you use women as a status symbol you poor unintelligent worm.
back to him not being a hero. the best thing he could have done was kill joker????????? joker is Very unpredictable no? he keeps Killing PPl At Whim. he encourages people to kill him.
poor guy tho he just wants to die why won't they let him die. if any character saved the movie it was joker the acting was very good but like. the acting was so good compared to everything else that it was kind of weird why is this guy so good at being joker. anyway.
also all the """""""moral dilemmas::"""""""" were stupid and tacky and the movie was tacky and i hat e it and this is mostly with me subtracting the SJWisms from my argument because i;m Courteous
also i knew batman was going to save the kid i was actually physically dancing at the """"Suspenseful""""""" part where dent was Going To Kill Him
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